MiserAlba's Water Breaks, Levies Fail

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CutiePatootie
CutiePatootie posted on Jun 9th 2008 7:38AM; via dlisted.com
MiserAlba's Water Breaks, Levies Fail

According to US Magazine, MiserAlba has finally birthed her placenta laden infant. Previous rumors were that she named her Honor, but no name has been released and her rep whores have yet to comment.

She ought to be back to her pre-pregnancy size and weight by 9:00 a.m. tomorrow morning thanks to the magic wonders of Hollywood lipo, needles and wet/dry vacs. What ever stupid name she gives her little bundle of misery, her golden brown chichi's better despense low-fat chocolate milk to make up for it.

She squeezed her daughter out at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles this weekend. Her and Cash wed on May 19 and moved into a $4 million Beverly Hills home with their three dogs.

Congrats MiserAlba!

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URABITCH says:

JEALOUS JEALOUS JEALOUS TO WHOEVER TYPED ALL THAT^
Posted: 06/09/08 18:37

CutiePatootie

CutiePatootie says:

lol it came from dlisted.com

michael k says what we wants and how he feels... hilarious!
Posted: 06/10/08 09:57

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