MJ :"Call Me Ms. Jackson"
MJ is moving under the alias "Ms. Jackson"--and acting like a spoiled princess
The first lady of pop, Michael Jackson, is enjoying a lovely stay in Londontown, living a lifestyle of staggering luxury, even by MJ standards. Registered under the alias Ms. Jackson at the five-star Jumeirah Carlton Tower, her highness has booked the entire top floor for the Jackson entourage: 10-year-old son Prince Jackson, 9-year-old daughter Paris Jackson, ten security guards, a personal waiter and Ms. Jackson herself. Prince Jackson II, commonly known as Blanket, remains at large.
Michael is staying in the presidential suite, which rents for $5,800 a night. "We have many big stars staying here, but Michael is very fussy," an employee tells the Evening Standard. For example, two bodyguards guard the elevator door. Why all the opulence? The rumour was that Michael was in town to discuss selling 200 Beatles songs to Paul McCartney, who joined a bidding war with Yoko Ono to buy them in the '80s, only to lose the classic tracks to MJ. They are estimated to be worth $450 million. Michael's rep tells Extra the story is not true.
While MJ certainly splashed out on accommodations, staff complained the 48 year old was not thanking them in pounds. "Madonna always gives us money," a staff member said. "Jacko hasn't yet." Maybe if you stopped calling her Jacko and started calling her Ms. Jackson like a proper lady she'd be a little more free with the purse strings.
The pop royal was expected to depart on Sunday, March 18, with outrageous measures taken to protect the family's privacy. Prince and Paris's faces were completely hidden behind scarves and ball caps when the two children arrived at the airport. Michael's next destination could be Mars or it could be Regina. What we want to know is if this hag is ever going to go back to Neverland ranch and check on those giraffes. And where is little Blanket? What if Michael tried to put him through the wash? That's it--we are not going to sleep well tonight.
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