JACK PROUD OF HIS BOOBS
Jack Black is proud of his man boobs.
The comic actor insists being tubby has a major upside - you can play with "breasts" anytime you want without having to be in the company of a girl.
He said: "They're unbelievable, man. If my 'boobs' were on a girl, guys would be going mad for them."
"But they are all mine, and that means I can enjoy them anytime I want. I don't need a woman for my squeezing needs anymore!"
Black recently revealed the secret to his sex appeal - being funny and average looking.
"The Holiday" actor, who is happily married to Tanya Haden, believes women are attracted to him because he isn't being better looking than them and can make them laugh.
He said: "I think my sex appeal is all down to the fact that I am perceived as gettable, whereas with people like Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt you haven't got a prayer."
"Also, it wouldn't just be dinner and a movie. A little humor goes a long way. People say it's the number one aphrodisiac, so I must be very sexy."
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