Greasy Bear and Firecrotch Share Table Scraps
What happened on Saturday has nowhere near the relevance in Hollywood history that any of these events do, but the setting is the same. Saturday TMZ learned that Brandon Davis (or as we affectionately call him Greasy Bear) and Lindsay Lohan (or in Brandon's words Firecrotch) were spotted eating together in the Chateau's courtyard restaurant.
We can only speculate as to what the two may have been discussing, but between all the smoking, texting, and cell phone conversations that Lindsay was doing during the meal we can only assume that the conversation was as captivating as Brandon's movie career. With Brandon's recent financial debacle we wonder who picked up the tab?

























