Dina Lohan is "The White Oprah"
"Lindsay's friends call me 'The White Oprah' because they all come to me with their problem," says Dina Lohan. "I'm like the mom of these kids in the business!"
In addition to being universal mother and philosopher, Momma Lohan has just announced plans to develop her own talk show.
"I love to talk," Dina tells NY-based journalist David Caplan. "I have a talk show in the works. I would host it and co-produce it. It's a good heartwarming show. It's nothing trashy. We're not going to follow dates to bars and see what happens, or anything like that. But it's a girl-empowered, woman show. I would only do something that would help other people, because that's just who I am and how I was raised. I think the public would listen to me before someone who doesn't live it - you need someone who lives it."
Oh, and Dina has lived it, honey!!
And, it wouldn't be very Lohan of her to not pick a fight with some bitch or ho.
This time, the subject of Dina's wrath: Star Jones.
"Some of these people are clueless about these kids in the business," Dina says. "Even Star Jones said something about Lindsay that was derogatory a while back. My mother called me and said, 'I couldn't believe she said that!' The difference with me, is that I'm actually there with them. I certainly wouldn't say something to hurt a child. I think it was the way [Star] carried herself. Star thought she was Barbara [Walters] and she's not. You got to earn that right!
























