Curbing Her Partying Ways, LITERALLY!!
When Lindsay Lohan said she was "curbing" her party lifestyle, she really meant she was going to crash into a curb. That's what happened last night and she was busted for DUI. Lindsay and her two passengers were slightly injured when they crashed into a curb in her Mercedes.
The fuzz said, "She was cited and released because she has been admitted to a local hospital for minor injuries."
Lindsay will have to appear in court next month. Oh well! Can't wait to hear what this slut's excuse is! She's going to blame it on Herbie.
UPDATE - At a press conference officals said that additional FELONY charges may be added. They found illegal narcotics in her car. I'm guessing it's coke. They said her injuries were in the "chest area." Her implants exploded! Bitch is BUSTED. Below is Lindsay's busted Mercedes. Homegirl jumped the curb and hit a tree.
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