Brangelina Getting Married On Christmas?
Early reports are indicating that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are planning a fairytale Christmas wedding in South Africa. People are claiming they'll tie the knot in a small village outside Johannesburg.
An insider said: "They are treating their marriage like a spiritual affirmation and don't need big Hollywood glitz like Tom Cruise had in Italy."
The pal adds: "They are so much in love. Brad and Angelina have waited a long time for this chapter in their lives to unfold."
God only knows what Jolie has planned for her wedding. There will probably be shadow warriors waking over fire and Brad will be forced to beat up a lion. Based on my extensive research on marriages in Africa, the only way most couples are allowed to marry is if they throw a white child off of a mountain. But these two are celebs, they are better than normal people. Especially people in South Africa.
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